Okayokay...um...Hi! This is Po! You know, Dragon Warrior? Panda of Awesome? Yeah, um...anyway! I'm not here right now.
Well uh...I am here right now now. Heh, I mean, I can't be talking if I'm not here. But I'm not here now. Like, when you're here. Or we'd be talking right now.
Yeah! So! Leave a message on the thing, and...we'll talk later!
Bye!
Man, these things are weird.
Well uh...I am here right now now. Heh, I mean, I can't be talking if I'm not here. But I'm not here now. Like, when you're here. Or we'd be talking right now.
Yeah! So! Leave a message on the thing, and...we'll talk later!
Bye!
Man, these things are weird.
[OOC]
Backtagging: Absolutely! I also tend to do quite a bit of backtagging myself.
Threadhopping: Yes
Fourthwalling: Telling him he's fictional is okay. He'll think you're nuts, but it's okay. Please don't spoil Po on the events of Kung Fu Panda 2, since that hasn't happened for him yet.*
Squicks: Children (Under 16 physically and/or mentally) + anything to do with sex.
[IC]
Hugging this character: No problem.
Kissing this character: Yes, though he will likely be weirded out.
Flirting with this character: Go right ahead.
Fighting with this character: Heck yeah! "TASTE MY FURRY FIST OF FURIOUS JUSTICE!"
Injuring this character: Everything up to permanent damage is fine. For permanent damage, ask first.
Killing this character: Depends on the situation. Hit me up OOC and we'll talk.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: Absolutely! In fact, if your character can read minds/emotions/auras etc., let me know and I'll make sure to add relevant juicy details for you. :)
Warnings: No contact warnings, but my posting tends to be slow, around a post per day per thread, sometimes slower. If you'd prefer I not tag you with Po because of this, it's not a problem at all. :) Just let me know!
*I'm willing to make an exception on this for canon-mates or characters from KFP2. Contact me and we'll work something out.
Backtagging: Absolutely! I also tend to do quite a bit of backtagging myself.
Threadhopping: Yes
Fourthwalling: Telling him he's fictional is okay. He'll think you're nuts, but it's okay. Please don't spoil Po on the events of Kung Fu Panda 2, since that hasn't happened for him yet.*
Squicks: Children (Under 16 physically and/or mentally) + anything to do with sex.
[IC]
Hugging this character: No problem.
Kissing this character: Yes, though he will likely be weirded out.
Flirting with this character: Go right ahead.
Fighting with this character: Heck yeah! "TASTE MY FURRY FIST OF FURIOUS JUSTICE!"
Injuring this character: Everything up to permanent damage is fine. For permanent damage, ask first.
Killing this character: Depends on the situation. Hit me up OOC and we'll talk.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: Absolutely! In fact, if your character can read minds/emotions/auras etc., let me know and I'll make sure to add relevant juicy details for you. :)
Warnings: No contact warnings, but my posting tends to be slow, around a post per day per thread, sometimes slower. If you'd prefer I not tag you with Po because of this, it's not a problem at all. :) Just let me know!
*I'm willing to make an exception on this for canon-mates or characters from KFP2. Contact me and we'll work something out.
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Player NAME: Izzy
Current AGE: 38.
Personal JOURNAL:![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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IM & SERVICE: AIM: Izzyryu
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Current CHARACTERS: None
» CHARACTER INFORMATION
Character NAME: Ping Xiao Po
Canon & MEDIUM: Kung Fu Panda (Film)
Canon PULL-POINT: Shortly after the end of the first film.
Character AGE: 28
Character ABILITIES: Improvised kung fu. He doesn't have a set style; he thinks on his feet and uses the situation to his advantage. His style is far from graceful, but at the same time he's far faster than anyone would expect someone of his size to be. He also uses his bulk to his advantage, even using his oversized belly as a weapon in and of itself when the situation warrants. His size also gives him an advantage in defense; it takes considerable force to penetrate his bulk, and has demonstrated immunity to even powerful nerve strikes (though they do tickle like crazy). Most of the time he fights bare-handed, but he doesn't shy away from using anything handy as a weapon should the situation require.
Character HISTORY: Wikipedia Link
Character PERSONALITY: Po is outgoing, friendly, and extremely energetic, eager to please his friends and those he admires, and even more eager to avoid disappointing them. He'll often lie to avoid looking weak when things aren't going his way rather than admit he needs help. His first love is, was, and always will be, kung fu; some might even call him a fanboy. Name a kung fu master of his world, he can tell you their style, their weapons and every major battle they ever fought. At length. Usually with flailing imitations and sound effects.
While he doesn't have much in the way of formal education, he's quite a bit smarter than most people give him credit for. He learns and adapts fast, especially when it comes to fighting techniques and strategy. Still, he's far more a panda of action than a panda of contemplation, and this often leads to him rushing into situations before knowing the full implications of his actions. This also results in him having all the tact of a hunk of tofu in social situations. In battle, this leads to him underestimating his opponents and getting in way over his head. He also had a very sheltered upbringing that left him with a definite lack of street smarts. He'll trust just about anyone who's not an outright enemy completely until that person is proven untrustworthy.
More than anything else, he wants to be a hero just like the kung fu masters he idolizes, and someone his adoptive father can be proud of. He believes that following your heart will lead to the right path, that the good guys always win, and one must never give up hope that things will work out for the best.
» EXSILIUM INFORMATION
Chosen WEAPON: An unornamented, wooden bo staff.
Chosen SKILLSET: Po is definitely a battle-panda. He’ll be on the front lines whether his superiors want him to be or not.
» SAMPLES
First PERSON: [At first it appears the screen is simply black, but no, it's just an EXTREME CLOSEUP of black fur. Followed by an equally EXTREME close up of an eye.]
HELLO? HELLO PEOPLE IN THE MACHINE. [The eyeball is speaking very. Very. Slowly. And loudly.]
I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR. MY NAME IS PO. PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED. I MEAN YOU NO HARM. I AM A MASTER OF KUNG FU AND I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU. ALSO, I AM A PANDA. WE DO NOT EAT...uh...oh what were they called aga--Oh! Right!HEE-YOU-MANS. WE EAT BAMBOO. AND ALSO NOODLES. AND OOH! OOH! ALMOND COOKIES. Man I could really go for some of Monkey’s almond cookies right no--Uh, wait, I mean DO NOT BE ALARMED.
[Pause.]
I SAID THAT ALREADY. BUT THAT'S OKAY. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU NOT BE ALARMED BECAUSE I AM A HERO.
[Pause.]
I AM ALSO A MASTER OF KUNG FU. I SAID THAT ALREADY ALSO. Oh man just shut up Po you’re blowing this. Uh...
YOU MAY SPEAK NOW!
[There's a blur of black and white as the eyeball turns into a...is that an ear canal? Is he putting his ear against the camera? Yes. Yes he is.]
Third PERSON: There are some moments in life where everything one has ever dreamed, everything one has desired, everything one has aspired to--it all comes together into one sublime moment, frozen in time, marked by destiny.
"..."
This was that moment.
"This..."
And Po, Po was that Panda.
"This. Is the coolest thing. I have. EVER. Seen."
And the place? This place of momentous...momentitude? The Exsilium Armoury. "Oh wow!" Po's escorts were treated to the sight of a panda moving impossibly fast for his size, only to stop on a dime, bouncing in front of a collection of traditional kung fu weapons. "Is that a meteor hammer?" he gushed, voice cracking with excitement. "Just like the one Master Rhino used against the Thousand Soul Army of Wei Yan!"
He almost reached for it, then another caught his eye, and an adoring gasp filled his lungs. "A Dao Sabre! Master Antelope had one of those when he defeated the Seven Darkness Clan of Wu Lan!" The cycle repeated for quite a long time. Every weapon had a story, a master, and quite a bit of excited demonstrating on the part of Po. "Are you sure I can only take one? I can't...this is all..." He gestured helplessly. "How can a room contain this much awesome?"
» ADDITIONAL NOTES
None.
Player NAME: Izzy
Current AGE: 38.
Personal JOURNAL:
izzyryuIM & SERVICE: AIM: Izzyryu
Player PLURK:
Current CHARACTERS: None
» CHARACTER INFORMATION
Character NAME: Ping Xiao Po
Canon & MEDIUM: Kung Fu Panda (Film)
Canon PULL-POINT: Shortly after the end of the first film.
Character AGE: 28
Character ABILITIES: Improvised kung fu. He doesn't have a set style; he thinks on his feet and uses the situation to his advantage. His style is far from graceful, but at the same time he's far faster than anyone would expect someone of his size to be. He also uses his bulk to his advantage, even using his oversized belly as a weapon in and of itself when the situation warrants. His size also gives him an advantage in defense; it takes considerable force to penetrate his bulk, and has demonstrated immunity to even powerful nerve strikes (though they do tickle like crazy). Most of the time he fights bare-handed, but he doesn't shy away from using anything handy as a weapon should the situation require.
Character HISTORY: Wikipedia Link
Character PERSONALITY: Po is outgoing, friendly, and extremely energetic, eager to please his friends and those he admires, and even more eager to avoid disappointing them. He'll often lie to avoid looking weak when things aren't going his way rather than admit he needs help. His first love is, was, and always will be, kung fu; some might even call him a fanboy. Name a kung fu master of his world, he can tell you their style, their weapons and every major battle they ever fought. At length. Usually with flailing imitations and sound effects.
While he doesn't have much in the way of formal education, he's quite a bit smarter than most people give him credit for. He learns and adapts fast, especially when it comes to fighting techniques and strategy. Still, he's far more a panda of action than a panda of contemplation, and this often leads to him rushing into situations before knowing the full implications of his actions. This also results in him having all the tact of a hunk of tofu in social situations. In battle, this leads to him underestimating his opponents and getting in way over his head. He also had a very sheltered upbringing that left him with a definite lack of street smarts. He'll trust just about anyone who's not an outright enemy completely until that person is proven untrustworthy.
More than anything else, he wants to be a hero just like the kung fu masters he idolizes, and someone his adoptive father can be proud of. He believes that following your heart will lead to the right path, that the good guys always win, and one must never give up hope that things will work out for the best.
» EXSILIUM INFORMATION
Chosen WEAPON: An unornamented, wooden bo staff.
Chosen SKILLSET: Po is definitely a battle-panda. He’ll be on the front lines whether his superiors want him to be or not.
» SAMPLES
First PERSON: [At first it appears the screen is simply black, but no, it's just an EXTREME CLOSEUP of black fur. Followed by an equally EXTREME close up of an eye.]
HELLO? HELLO PEOPLE IN THE MACHINE. [The eyeball is speaking very. Very. Slowly. And loudly.]
I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR. MY NAME IS PO. PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED. I MEAN YOU NO HARM. I AM A MASTER OF KUNG FU AND I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU. ALSO, I AM A PANDA. WE DO NOT EAT...uh...oh what were they called aga--Oh! Right!HEE-YOU-MANS. WE EAT BAMBOO. AND ALSO NOODLES. AND OOH! OOH! ALMOND COOKIES. Man I could really go for some of Monkey’s almond cookies right no--Uh, wait, I mean DO NOT BE ALARMED.
[Pause.]
I SAID THAT ALREADY. BUT THAT'S OKAY. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU NOT BE ALARMED BECAUSE I AM A HERO.
[Pause.]
I AM ALSO A MASTER OF KUNG FU. I SAID THAT ALREADY ALSO. Oh man just shut up Po you’re blowing this. Uh...
YOU MAY SPEAK NOW!
[There's a blur of black and white as the eyeball turns into a...is that an ear canal? Is he putting his ear against the camera? Yes. Yes he is.]
Third PERSON: There are some moments in life where everything one has ever dreamed, everything one has desired, everything one has aspired to--it all comes together into one sublime moment, frozen in time, marked by destiny.
"..."
This was that moment.
"This..."
And Po, Po was that Panda.
"This. Is the coolest thing. I have. EVER. Seen."
And the place? This place of momentous...momentitude? The Exsilium Armoury. "Oh wow!" Po's escorts were treated to the sight of a panda moving impossibly fast for his size, only to stop on a dime, bouncing in front of a collection of traditional kung fu weapons. "Is that a meteor hammer?" he gushed, voice cracking with excitement. "Just like the one Master Rhino used against the Thousand Soul Army of Wei Yan!"
He almost reached for it, then another caught his eye, and an adoring gasp filled his lungs. "A Dao Sabre! Master Antelope had one of those when he defeated the Seven Darkness Clan of Wu Lan!" The cycle repeated for quite a long time. Every weapon had a story, a master, and quite a bit of excited demonstrating on the part of Po. "Are you sure I can only take one? I can't...this is all..." He gestured helplessly. "How can a room contain this much awesome?"
» ADDITIONAL NOTES
None.
.
